Urinals
Man I was thinking today how much it must suck to be a guy and have to pee at urinals. There is no privacy at all! I don’t think I would be able to do it. I’ve never really thought about it before…I mean I knew that guys had to pee in urinals…but I never really thought about what it must be like. It just made me feel really bad for you guys! It is too bad ya’ll can’t just learn to always pee sitting down…then they would be forced to replace all of the urinals to toilets. I hate it when someone is like 2 stalls down from me cause I know they can HEAR me pee…I can’t imagine having to pee where everyone could hear, smell, see….
I think I have a new found respect for men.
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November 14th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
i’ve just read a stack of your posts, you’re so funny…
this has got to be my favourite ‘silly blog’
November 15th, 2007 at 1:02 am
hehe. one of the funniest blog. u thinks out of the box…. hahaha
November 15th, 2007 at 11:59 am
It’s not that bad.
The worst part is if you’re too tall or too short.
Me? I’m 5’2.
As such, I’ll try to get to the normal size urinal (as there’s also usually a kid one that sits about 4 inches off the ground)…but I can’t bring myself to use it.
Unfortunately, some places have their “normal” urinals placed too high.
…but I take it anyway…
Typically, right after going to the too-high urinal, a guy that’s 6’5 walks in…and he has to use the kiddy one.
This results in the following scenario:
Tall guy is pissing on top of the urinal and all over the wall, while my balls are sitting on the lip of mine.
..you’re right…I have to start peeing sitting down.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
You are right.
No privacy. I hate it when someone stands in middle of 3 when NO one is ther e so I have to stand next to him. Or when some creepy old guy starts looking INTO my urinal while I”m using it.
Anyways you submitted your blog to our dir. Thanks. Just need to put up a reciprocal. In the mean time visit us and join our forum you’ll get alot of comments on a blog like this. oh great themet as well!
November 15th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
If you join the forum you can message “Bloggeries” once the reciprocal link is up and I’ll add this to the dir. You can link to “Blog Forum” if you want and use the link that is in “Bloggeries” up top. My name on the forum is Bloggeries.
Really interesting blog glad I found it and good domain name.
November 15th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
I agree with you, I could never pee with anyone else in watching distance… poor guys.. lol
November 15th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
my bf pees sitting down often….I mean, if there’s only a urinal, he’ll pee there. The best benefit to him peeing sitting down? No arguments about the seat.
November 16th, 2007 at 3:45 am
I love urinals, man. I feel bad that you girls don’t have any.
I like to get in, do my bidness, and get out. Urinals are great for this. I walk in, zip, reach, pull, release, tuck, zip, wash (yea, right), walk out. No stupid stalls or toilet seats to slow me down.
Urinal conversations can be creepy if you’re in the wrong restroom I guess. At work though, the only time I get to talk to some people is when we run into each other at the urinal.
A quick game of swords is always fun too!
November 16th, 2007 at 3:49 am
i was only kidding about the swords =x
November 16th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
((((AAAAAHHAHAHAHA))))
MEN….. If thats the worst thing they have to go through, they better thank god they dont have to get a pap smear, or GIVE BIRTH, where I dont have to tell you about pooping while giving birth, infront of the DR and nurses… lolololl… … and eeew about that comment of playing swords…lmao, too funny.
November 18th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
thanks for the laugh. i hate having people to hear me pee too and forget about seeing me pee. men don’t care, they will pee in public on a tree, a urinal is like a porcelin pot to them.
November 19th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
I’m just grinning from ear to ear. What a hilarious post! Thanks for giving me a smile.
November 20th, 2007 at 1:31 am
Urinals aren’t that bad – at least most places have the dividers between them. Sucks when they don’t – how much could it cost?!?!
The troughs are much worse (Hi Wrigley Field!).
What pisses me off is that in some places, you’ll find the door to the men’s room propped open while the women’s door never is. WTF? Women are all in stalls – neither should be open, but wouldn’t you think it would be the other way around, if anything?
November 22nd, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Ok I am pee shy when it comes to public restrooms full of more then 2 guys usually! Unless im totally drunk. If you’ve watched waiting im kindof like that guy in the movie. I stand there and tell myself “GO GO GO GO GO!!” DAMIT!!! I will always choose a stall to go into and take a piss if theres one available and no I don’t pee sittting down lol.
November 23rd, 2007 at 2:16 am
WHAHAHAHAHAHA.
November 25th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
It has its advantages when camping for sure! lol
There are some unwritten rules about urinals. You try to keep one empty between you and the next bloke. Some times it does not work out that way. There are times when peeps get “stage fright” and can’t go. That really sucks when that happens.
December 8th, 2007 at 10:53 am
What a funny post and blog you have! I’ve always wondered how many people really wash their hands afterward?
January 1st, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I read this post and laughed so much, then proceeded to read the comments that others have left… and laft so much I nearly wet myself….lol!
John is correct, there is an unwritten rule about leaving one empty urinal between you and the next guy. The absolutely worst thing is when there are plenty available, and someone comes in and stands next to you…creepy. It is even worse when they try to start a conversation!!! I’d rather try and avoid going to the bathroom in public, and generally try and wait until I get home…lol!!! Thanks for such a funny post !!
June 5th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
AGREED lol
June 9th, 2008 at 1:33 am
OMG! This made me think of a pic I had…. check out my blog entry on the subject.
July 29th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Peeing sitting down is not always the easiest thing to do, especially if it’s a cold day out (See “Seinfeld: “Shrinkage”"). Not every man has the same ratio between flaccid and erect sizes (a medical fact). This also means those with a larger ratio tend to be more sensitive to temperature, and thus sitting and peeing becomes a tug-o-war instead of a relief.
I am 7.75 inches erect, but barely sticking out when cold. I just use the stalls when peeing as it’s far too embarrassing getting Captain Winkie to come out and pee at the urinals.
Sure, the guys that are longer flaccid may laugh, but they only usually get to about 6 inches when erect. Laugh it up shorty, I’m still bigger than you when it counts! Nevertheless, I’ll wait for a stall.
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Hi everyone
I am working on a TV show for BBC4 and we are looking to speak to some guys who find it hard to pee in public. If you are interested in speaking to me please email
lucy.lane@zeppotron.com
Thanks
Lucy
January 28th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Excellent site,Ladies!! I saw it in a local blog(Constant Complainer).
On the urinal subject:Guys,I know what you mean when the weirdo decides to use the one next to you even if there are others available.It’s almost impossible to stop mid-stream to relocate,especially if beer is a factor(ya know the old saying”you don’t buy it you just rent it”)!!
As far as the sitting option,I always think of my late Father’s question to me back in the early 70′s when I was a long haired drummer and he being a truck driver: “Do you sit down to pee and wave funny?” LMAO