Let's Bitch

So, I’ve been thinking a lot lately about what the perfect guy would be. It is surprisingly simple because I don’t ask for a lot. They have to be taller than I am - the taller the better. I’m only 5′3 on a good day so how hard is that really? They have to weigh more than I do - ALWAYS. They have to drive a truck. They have to have a degree and an established career. They have to love kids, but never, ever want any. They have to make me laugh. They have to be there to wipe my tears when I cry. I have to think they are absolutely gorgeous. They have to think the same about me - and let me know…even on days when I just look like crap. They have to hold my hand…even in public. They have to know how to kiss…like really know how to kiss. They have to be smarter than I am(once again, not that hard.) They have to know about cars and house repairs and other man things. They have to be willing to go shopping with me and actually have some input on what looks good. And most importantly of all - I just want someone who loves me and accepts me for me. Now is that all too much to ask?