Let's Bitch

I love a good parking spot as much as the next guy. When I luck out on a front row spot I silently have a little personal celebration. HOWEVER, I will not circle the parking lot and refuse to park in anything further than 3 spots from the store. Unfortunately, some of you out there will. I cannot stand when I see people do that! Is it really going to kill you to park out a little farther and, I dunno, perhaps get some exercise? I especially love when people will see someone headed to their car and completely stop the flow of traffic through the parking lot to stop and wait on that spot. If it is me that you see coming out of the store and you think you are going to sit and wait on my spot…think again bucko. I will make you miserable for even attempting it.

I will:

- Take my time finding my keys and unlocking the trunk

- Load my bags one by one

- Take my time returning the buggy

- Fidget with the radio, seat-belt, seat position, air conditioner, etc.

- Mess around with the stuff in the glove box

- Go and get the Cheetos I just loaded in the trunk and sit and munch on them for awhile

- Start to back out of the spot

- Pull back in and head back into the store because I conveniently “forgot something” te he he

People will sit there and wait through all of this! Don’t you realize that by that time you could have already parked elsewhere, walked your fat ass the extra few feet into the store, and be shopping by now?  People amaze me.