The Infamous Jort
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008Jort (noun) : 1) jean shorts 2) denim shorts
Ahhh jorts…some of you love them, some of us hate them. Whoever gave someone a pair of jeans and a pair of scissors should be shot. Seriously, what makes you think these look good? I understand fashion comes and goes and trends come back but this is one trend that needs to stay nice and tucked away in 1971. Now ladies, I’m not hating on us wearing these so called “jorts”, it’s just very disturbing seeing a man in a pair of stonewashed denim shorts with that horrible fringe bottom. I have included a picture of a jorts wearer…we will call him Jorge.
I feel the “mandals” he is sporting (that’s man sandals, FYI) are quite disturbing as well…but that is for another bitch session.
I would like to conclude with this fantastic song brought to you by Real Men of Genius.